Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that likely caused widespread hand-wringing among White House staff. This very phrase inspired the satirical mobile game, Go Lick The World, from Pixel Play.

This casual clicker cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of the genre. The objective? To virtually lick the world as fast as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth, orbited by a variety of objects.

Tap the planet (water or land) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane.

The Earth itself is dotted with humorous landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco. The orbiting objects and on-ground items change daily, adding an element of surprise. Expect to see Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for those familiar with the Pizzagate conspiracy.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun. These include a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), solar eclipse glasses, and more, obtainable through rewarded video ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but in-app purchases remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and provide a coveted blue tick for your profile. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, along with a certain prominent individual's iconic hair.